I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SIMPLE!

I'm looking at some of these other blogs, and I'm thinking, "Damn!"

I mean, I've got my little entries, the color green - that's about it. I can't even figure out how to get a frigging picture on here! Meanwhile, other people have explosions, live videos, interactive cybernetic simulated sex, and all kinds of crapola on theirs! How am I supposed to compete with mere words?

No wonder no one is checking this out! I need some snuff films or live bestiality shows, or something on here!